Mission:
"Let US learn more about our American rights under the law, rather than just do LAWYER bashing.
But let US never fall back to our OLD ways of letting a small "good-old-boy" pack of Canton lawyers take advantage of our COURTHOUSE ILLITERACY to talk us into crowning (electing) one of THEM to be THEIR private judge against US!" See Notice as above.

Latest goings-on:
On Oct. 24, 2006 retired Judge Ron Chapman actually signs his idiotic $125,770 FINE he sat on ever since April 1, 2004 --    $125,770 Order   Happy April Fools Day -- how it all came about
The case had been DEAD ever since FINAL JUDGMENT on July 30, 2002 !
It was DEAD when Chapman sat on it in April 1, 2004.   Just as DEAD now in 2006!
Also it is a PUNITIVE sanction by CIVIL process --- that violates "due process"
It is also indictment, medical diagnosis, and punishment -- all rolled into ONE!
            "to stop this litigant and others similarly situated"
            "a delusional belief held only inside the mind of Birnbaum"
The Constitution of course allows "delusional belief", but NOT from the BENCH!
The $125,770 fine             -- key phrases bold emphasized
April 1 2004 docket entry -- occupational hazard from too much looking down from high perches?
"Happy April Fools Day" -- it all started when I was sued because BEAVERS had built a dam on my farm!
RICO suit for $377,310     -- treble damages - for injury by a "scheme to deprive of honest services"

                                           The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has
                                             never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson in his comic strip "Calvin and Hobbs"

I get FINED $125,770 for wanting a different judge! more

     Retired judge Ron Chapman came on April 1, 2004 to hear whether retired judge Paul Banner should be removed from the case. Chapman's April 1 2004 docket entry     Happy April Fools Day -- A REAL HOOT!

     Then, after more that TWO years, on Oct. 24, 2006 judge Chapman actually signs his idiotic $125,770 FINE, finding that I was guilty of "attempt to harass, intimidate, and inconvenience",      "delusional belief held only inside the mind of Birnbaum", "bickering and quarreling with judges", "has been vindictive, unwarrented, mean-spirited, frivolous, and totally without substantiation", and that Birnbaum's "conduct … … was engaged in willfully and maliciously with the intent to harm", and that the fine is "an amount narrowly tailored to the amount of harm caused by the offensive conduct to be punished", and "to stop this litigant and others similarly situated"    Chapman's 8 page Order on Motion for Sanctions -- A REAL HOOT!

"I'm not a lawyer, but this whole thing sounds more like a criminal indictment, medical diagnosis, and sentencing -- all rolled into one".

"If I had been guilty of all this stuff, why didn't the judge have the bailiff arrest me right there on the spot?"

"It ALL started when I was sued because BEAVERS had built a dam on my farm!"

"And when I did not NOT hire a lawyer, that upset the whole system, and everybody went MAD".

The case had of course been DEAD ever since FINAL JUDGMENT on July 30, 2002
It was DEAD when Chapman sat on it in April 1, 2004. Just as DEAD now in 2006!
Also it is a PUNITIVE sanction by CIVIL process --- that violates "due process"

My response to the whole thing -- sue the judges for the damages they did to me. There was NO CASE to sit on!
RICO suit for $377,310.00      -- treble damages by a "pattern of racketeering activity" involving a "scheme to deprive of honest services"I

                                           The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has
                                             never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson in his comic strip "Calvin and Hobbs"